Today i Self Wam myself with cakes, triffles, Pies with hard crusts, Cream and whippy cream. I am wearing a black booby bodysuit underneath some blue denim jeans with big suede boots and some sexy black long gloves. I sit down and pour custard on my boots, then i put a chocolate gateaux on the seat and sit my bum on it and smoosh it all around. Next i pour some cold cream and custard over my head and onto my boobs, then add some whippy cream to the hard pie cases and smash into my face.
I carry on and get messy using all the mess and getting it everywhere.